NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Hoards of seemingly drunk birds have been spotted in town, crashing into windows and walls and generally acting intoxicated.
Discarded body found in a garbage bag in New Castle
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — A local resident was horrified when she recently discovered a dead body in a dumpster while on her morning walk through town. .
Robot Husbands in Rifle all the rage
RIFLE, Colo. – Imagine a man who would do whatever your asked without any questions or complaints. A strong silent type if you will.
You can’t pick your nose, but you can pick your grades
CARBONDALE, Colo. — The new school year will offer students something new this year and it should be interesting. Colorado Mountain College students will be allowed to pick their own final grades.
It’s my closet and I’ll cry if I want to…
RIFLE, Colo. — Local college campuses in the valley have now installed closets filled with large stuffed animals where students can go and cry, as a coping mechanism.
Man attempts to get burrito, not money, from drive-through bank
RIFLE, Colo. — It may have looked like an Alpine Bank drive-through, but one local driver believed it was a Taco Bell. Police were summoned to the local restaurant after receiving a report that a man drove up to the drive-in window and attempted to order a burrito.
New shop in town offers “Selfiecinno” coffee
CARBONDALE, Colo. — Starbucks has nothing on the town of Carbondale.
Drunk driver claims to be ‘Burger King’
RIFLE, Colo. — According to rumors, Burger King may soon go out of business here in town, but at least one local man now claims the name.
The Lumbersexual trend comes to the valley
CARBONDALE, Colo —Forget gays, heterosexuals, metrosexual and bisexuals, the nationwide cool thing to be now is “Lumbersexual.”
British man hides in woods to get away from wife
SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND — Sometimes, you just need to take a break from marriage.
