RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.
Bluetooth connection horrifies bride, wedding guests
SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.
Sex recession taking place in New Castle
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.
Top 2018 stories
While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.
Battered Wives are welcome in Rifle
RIFLE, Colo. – It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..
Grand Junction doc dyes woman’s genitals purple as a joke
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A western Colorado doctor has a very strange sense of humor.
Silt mice get a miniature village
SILT, Colo. — Mighty Mouse and his entire family have recently moved into a new miniature village, thanks to a hospitable garden owner in Silt.
Stilettos in Silt for men!
SILT, Colo. — There’s a new trend in Silt that will almost certainly put the town on the map.
Customers can’t order in English at Rifle Taco Restaurant
RIFLE, Colo. — If you don’t speak Spanish, don’t plan on going to a certain Taco restaurant in Rifle.
