You don’t have to be beautiful to make a lot of money.
Nursing assistant performs lewd dance in front of dementia patient
RIFLE, Colo.— Most people suffering from dementia don’t think of sex very often, but that wasn’t the case with a local man who just turned 100 years old.
Topless women allowed in public places in Silt
SILT, Colo. — It’s a little cold now, but come this spring and summer, expect to see topless women roaming around the streets of Silt, showing their breasts in public places.
Open air hotel opening above Rifle
Rifle, Colo.— It kind of sounds like “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” but some investors from Rifle are planning their own version of the fairy tale.
Robots could soon be delivering pizzas in Silt
Silt, Colo. — Not to be outdone by Rifle’s new coin-operated and robot-maneuvered car dealership down the road in Rifle, beginning this month, take-out pizza places and those kids with weekend jobs in Silt will need to get a little worried when robots begin taking over delivery of pizza to doorsteps of residents and businesses.
Twerking the new penalty for texting while driving
Denver, Colo — Texting and driving could soon cost Coloradans a lot more money if a bill filed in the Legislature passes.
Suggested resolutions for 2017
Most everybody makes some resolutions for the new year to make themselves happier and healthier. We are here to help out with some constructive suggestions that should help you accomplish that.
British man becomes pregnant
GLOUCESTER, England — A 20-year-old man says he is four months pregnant and will be the first man to give birth, thanks to a sperm donor he found on Facebook.
Top stories for 2016
The year was full of lots of stories, including Bruce Jenner turning into a woman, the battle between Trump and Clinton in the presidential election, consideration of installing transgender bathrooms and a passenger on a flight passing a note to the flight attendant to make an announcement that whoever sitting somewhere between rows 10-12 had […]
Licenses to be required for Facebook members
You need a license to drive. You need a permit to own a gun. And now, Facebook has decided you need to take an IQ test before you’re allowed to have an account on the social media platform.
Worst Christmas Gifts known to man
The Christmas season is now upon us, which means we have to figure out what gifts to get our friends and family.
Tips for having a fun Thanksgiving
The holiday season is about to descend upon us, which means family members will soon gather for a festive meal….. and see how long before somebody starts to cry.
Nude woman statue to go in Silt roundabout
SILT, Colo — While town residents protested a statue of a naked man climbing a rock in the roundabout in the center of town several years ago, town officials have now decided to replace it with a 100-foot statue of a naked woman.
Digital detox being offered in Rifle
RIFLE, Colo — The city is holding a “digital detox” camp this month to help those are obsessed and/or addicted to their mobile devices.
Dead people voting in Garfield County
GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo— Not only are people struggling to decide which candidate to vote for in the upcoming election, local officials are concerned that dead people are casting votes around the county.