SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.
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Silt mice get a miniature village
By Charles Darwin
SILT, Colo. — Mighty Mouse and his entire family have recently moved into a new miniature village, thanks to a hospitable garden owner in Silt.

The Lumbersexual trend comes to the valley
By Charles Darwin
CARBONDALE, Colo —Forget gays, heterosexuals, metrosexual and bisexuals, the nationwide cool thing to be now is “Lumbersexual.”