Sayings that will make you sound like a real cowboy
• Howdy Partner!
• Head ‘em up, move ‘em out!
• Fast is good, but accurate is better.
• That beats anything I ever helt, felt or smelt.
• Never trust a cowboy that can’t lie to his horse.
• He looks like he was put away wet.
• Keep your fences horse-high, pig tails tight & bulls strong.
• Keep all skunks, bankers & lawyers at a distance.
• For give your enemies. It messes up their heads.
• It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
• Don’t go milkin’ your neighbor’s cow.
• You cannot unsay a cruel word.
• Every trail has a few puddles in it.
• When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
• The best sermons are lived, not preached.
• Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
• Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
• Remember that silence is somteimes the best answer.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
• Just cause you put your boots in the oven, that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
• If you really think you’re a true person of INFLUENCE, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.