The year was full of lots of stories, including Bruce Jenner turning into a woman, the battle between Trump and Clinton in the presidential election, consideration of installing transgender bathrooms and a passenger on a flight passing a note to the flight attendant to make an announcement that whoever sitting somewhere between rows 10-12 had […]
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RIFLE, Colo. — As numerous reports of creepy clown incidents have been reported around the country recently, there have now been several sightings in and around the Rifle area, police say.
RIFLE, Colo — Grand River Health Volunteer Association will once again hold their Grand Wine Affair from 5-8 p.m. on Thursday, September 15.
In order to keep up with the times, several major TV news networks as well as newspapers have decided to change their names to go along with their acronyms.
Washington, D.C.— Presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump may soon be wearing collars that use the same technology as the “Temptations Catterbox, a new device that translates a cat’s meow into a human voice.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. -The town will open its first clothing-optional bar this summer, copying a similar establishment in London.
RIFLE, Colo. — A local grocery market in town is expanding and will now feature a famous coffee company, a medical marijuana dispensary, full-fledged beer joint and a brothel.
RIFLE, Colo. — Residents will see a new feature of Centennial Park this summer after city council members approved the installation of a new fountain that will replace the current one across the walk way from the stage that sprays water on the ground.
RIFLE, Colo. — While the city is known for its ranchers and cowboys, it is also showing its hip side as men throughout the city are now sporting the trendy “Man Bun” hairstyle, along with carrying the “Man Purse.”