SILT, Colo. — A Silt junk yard and recycling facililty has now expanded what it will accept at its facility.
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RIFLE, Colo. — The next time you feel the need to speak badly of another person, you might find yourself behind bars.
RIFLE, Colo. — If your checker at City Market is acting like a robot — it’s because they are.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.
RIFLE, Colo. — If you don’t speak Spanish, don’t plan on going to a certain Taco restaurant in Rifle.
RIFLE, Colo. — It may have looked like an Alpine Bank drive-through, but one local driver believed it was a Taco Bell. Police were summoned to the local restaurant after receiving a report that a man drove up to the drive-in window and attempted to order a burrito.
RIFLE, Colo. — According to rumors, Burger King may soon go out of business here in town, but at least one local man now claims the name.
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. — The London bridge isn’t the only thing falling down – so did the Grand Avenue bridge in Glenwood late last month.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — With all the impending talk of robots taking over human jobs, the town of New Castle has decided to take matters into its own hands.
SILT, Colo. — At least Goldilocks wasn’t drunk when she slept in a bed at the bear’s house.
SILT, Colo. — Tired of hearing complaints about the naked butt climber at Silt’s roundabout, the town has decided to replace it with a new piece of artwork that they hope will satisfy everyone and stop all the bitching.
RIFLE, Colo. — It could have been the beer or the hot sun, but numerous people reported seeing the Loch Ness Monster at Rifle Gap recently.
SILT, Colo. — It’s a little cold now, but come this spring and summer, expect to see topless women roaming around the streets of Silt, showing their breasts in public places.
KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Some people will do anything to get rid of their spouse.
Silt, Colo. — Not to be outdone by Rifle’s new coin-operated and robot-maneuvered car dealership down the road in Rifle, beginning this month, take-out pizza places and those kids with weekend jobs in Silt will need to get a little worried when robots begin taking over delivery of pizza to doorsteps of residents and businesses.