GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Women are not the only ones being told to “close their legs,” now that RFTA has implemented a new rule on its busses, which carry passengers throughout the Roaring Fork Valley.
What does an aging musician do when they can’t handle life on the road anymore and their concerts don’t sell out like they used to? They open a retirement community, of course!
SILT, Colo. — No more nude rock climbing statues for this town.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It’s part of a McDonald’s employees job to ask you “Would you like fries with that?” when you place your order at the drive-thru.
RIFLE, Colo. — In order to ensure that what recently happened on a United Airlines flight in which a man was brutally dragged from an overbooked United flight in order to make room for the captain’s pet Chihuahua, the Garfield County Regional Airport in Rifle has come up with another solution.
Denver, Colo. — At first it seemed to be too good to be true.
New Castle, Colo. — Polly and Norman Frankenheimer walked down to the dock, Polly hanging on Frank’s arm and wriggling with excitement.
RIFLE, Colo. — It could have been the beer or the hot sun, but numerous people reported seeing the Loch Ness Monster at Rifle Gap recently.
You don’t have to be beautiful to make a lot of money.
RIFLE, Colo.— Most people suffering from dementia don’t think of sex very often, but that wasn’t the case with a local man who just turned 100 years old.
SILT, Colo. — It’s a little cold now, but come this spring and summer, expect to see topless women roaming around the streets of Silt, showing their breasts in public places.
Rifle, Colo.— It kind of sounds like “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” but some investors from Rifle are planning their own version of the fairy tale.