SILT, Colo. — OK, so maybe it’s not the most modern grocery store as it resembles something built in the 1930’s, but it’s better than nothing.

New grocery store finally opens in Silt

SILT, Colo. — OK, so maybe it’s not the most modern grocery store as it resembles something built in the 1930’s, but it’s better than nothing.

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RIFLE, Colo. — A woman broke into a local home, spent time petting the family dog and then did the dishes and left the house.

Friendly woman burglar arrested in Rifle

RIFLE, Colo. — A woman broke into a local home, spent time petting the family dog and then did the dishes and left the house.

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SILT Colo. – Is it a man or a woman?
In the town of Silt, it’s neither, since a movement to be “genderless” has taken off in a big way.

Who needs to have a gender?

SILT Colo. – Is it a man or a woman? In the town of Silt, it’s neither, since a movement to be “genderless” has taken off in a big way.

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RIFLE, Colo. — The next time you feel the need to speak badly of another person, you might find yourself behind bars.

Gossipers will now be locked up in Rifle

RIFLE, Colo. — The next time you feel the need to speak badly of another person, you might find yourself behind bars.

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SILT, Colo. —They dress in 1960’s attire, listen to old rock ’n roll, drive old-fashioned gas guzzler vehicles and often sport silver-colored haired worn in a pony tail..

Silt hipsters all resemble each other

SILT, Colo. —They dress in 1960’s attire, listen to old rock ’n roll, drive old-fashioned gas guzzler vehicles and often sport silver-colored haired worn in a pony tail..

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New Castle, Colo. — Hand Jobs is now opening in town and free services will be offered this month.

New Castle now offering Hand Jobs

New Castle, Colo. — Hand Jobs is now opening in town and free services will be offered this month.

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RIFLE, Colo. — If your checker at City Market is acting like a robot — it’s because they are.

Robots to replace grocery store workers

RIFLE, Colo. — If your checker at City Market is acting like a robot — it’s because they are.

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GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. — If you love Big Macs, you’ll love this and it doesn’t add a calorie!

Candles that smell like a Big Mac

GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. — If you love Big Macs, you’ll love this and it doesn’t add a calorie!

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RIFLE, Colo. — A game of Bingo turned ugly at a local nursing home when a brawl broke out between two female residents fighting for a seat at the table.

Bingo Brawl at Rifle nursing home

RIFLE, Colo. — A game of Bingo turned ugly at a local nursing home when a brawl broke out between two female residents fighting for a seat at the table.

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RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.

Rifle Dogs call 911 multiple times

RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

True love!

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SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.

Bluetooth connection horrifies bride, wedding guests

SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.

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NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town.
People were not having sex.

Sex recession taking place in New Castle

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.

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While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.

Top 2018 stories

While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.

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RIFLE, Colo. - It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..

Battered Wives are welcome in Rifle

RIFLE, Colo. – It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..

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