New Castle, Colo. — Hand Jobs is now opening in town and free services will be offered this month.
RIFLE, Colo. — If your checker at City Market is acting like a robot — it’s because they are.
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. — If you love Big Macs, you’ll love this and it doesn’t add a calorie!
RIFLE, Colo. — A game of Bingo turned ugly at a local nursing home when a brawl broke out between two female residents fighting for a seat at the table.
RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.
SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.
While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.
RIFLE, Colo. – It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..