Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

True love!

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SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.

Bluetooth connection horrifies bride, wedding guests

SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.

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NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town.
People were not having sex.

Sex recession taking place in New Castle

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.

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While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.

Top 2018 stories

While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.

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RIFLE, Colo. - It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..

Battered Wives are welcome in Rifle

RIFLE, Colo. – It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..

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GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A western Colorado doctor has a very strange sense of humor.

Grand Junction doc dyes woman’s genitals purple as a joke

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A western Colorado doctor has a very strange sense of humor.

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SILT, Colo. — Mighty Mouse and his entire family have recently moved into a new miniature village, thanks to a hospitable garden owner in Silt.

Silt mice get a miniature village

SILT, Colo. — Mighty Mouse and his entire family have recently moved into a new miniature village, thanks to a hospitable garden owner in Silt.

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SILT, Colo. — There’s a new trend in Silt that will almost certainly put the town on the map.

Stilettos in Silt for men!

SILT, Colo. — There’s a new trend in Silt that will almost certainly put the town on the map.

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RIFLE, Colo. — If you don’t speak Spanish, don’t plan on going to a certain Taco restaurant in Rifle.

Customers can’t order in English at Rifle Taco Restaurant

RIFLE, Colo. — If you don’t speak Spanish, don’t plan on going to a certain Taco restaurant in Rifle.

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NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Hoards of seemingly drunk birds have been spotted in town, crashing into windows and walls and generally acting intoxicated.

Birds in New Castle keep crashing into things and police think it’s because they’re drunk

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Hoards of seemingly drunk birds have been spotted in town, crashing into windows and walls and generally acting intoxicated.

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