Rifle fired up to get new Winchester plant in town

RIFLE, CO — In a surprise announcement at their April 2 meeting, city council members revealed that a new Winchester manufacturing plant would be opening in Rifle this summer simply because they liked the city’s name.

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Surprise bunny at Silt’s Easter Egg Hunt

SILT, CO — Residents are scratching their heads — not because they just held a municipal election on April Fool’s Day and people actually voted — but because they’re trying to figure out who is going to play the Easter Bunny at the annual egg hunt this year.

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Chickens take over city hall in response to domestic fowl regulations

RIFLE, CO — In a protest of an ordinance recently passed by the city council, hundreds of chickens stormed Rifle City Hall and took it over, turning it into one giant chicken coop.

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Booze ‘n Beans now offered at Starbucks

Silt may see new Starbucks by end of year The stereotype of a drunk sitting on a street corner drinking booze out of a brown paper bag will be a thing of the past in the next few years. The new drunks will be dressed in fashionable business attire, tablet in tow, with a grande […]

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Silt opts to play musical chairs to determine election outcome

SILT, CO — Instead of trying to keep track of dates, voting requirements, nomination petitions, affidavits of intention and all that horse malarkey, the town of Silt has decided to change its election process this year.

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City orders Rifle residents to give up social media

RIFLE, CO— More than 500 people, with laptops, smartphones and tablets in tow, turned out for the first meeting of the SMAA held in Rifle last week — the first of its kind in Garfield County.

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Stores offer innuendos for your convenience

RIFLE, CO — The announcement of a new In-N-Out Burger moving into the city was met with mixed reactions by local residents, especially its proximity adjacent to an existing convenience store.

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Hundreds want to work at new topless coffee shop in Silt

SILT, CO — It’s highly unlikely that you’ll ever get a breast milk latte at Starbucks, but that’s exactly what they’re serving up at the new coffee shop in Silt.

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