SILT, Colo. — OK, so maybe it’s not the most modern grocery store as it resembles something built in the 1930’s, but it’s better than nothing.
RIFLE, Colo. — A woman broke into a local home, spent time petting the family dog and then did the dishes and left the house.
SILT Colo. – Is it a man or a woman? In the town of Silt, it’s neither, since a movement to be “genderless” has taken off in a big way.
RIFLE, Colo. — The next time you feel the need to speak badly of another person, you might find yourself behind bars.
SILT, Colo. —They dress in 1960’s attire, listen to old rock ’n roll, drive old-fashioned gas guzzler vehicles and often sport silver-colored haired worn in a pony tail..
New Castle, Colo. — Hand Jobs is now opening in town and free services will be offered this month.
RIFLE, Colo. — If your checker at City Market is acting like a robot — it’s because they are.
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. — If you love Big Macs, you’ll love this and it doesn’t add a calorie!
RIFLE, Colo. — A game of Bingo turned ugly at a local nursing home when a brawl broke out between two female residents fighting for a seat at the table.
RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.
SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.
While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.
RIFLE, Colo. – It’s not a support group for battered wives opening in the city of Rifle..