RIFLE, Colo. — It’s here.
The age of the robots is taking over the world and it has now come to Rifle.

Robots to replace Rifle workers and council members

RIFLE, Colo. — It’s here. The age of the robots is taking over the world and it has now come to Rifle.

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NEW CASTLE, Colo. — With all the impending talk of robots taking over human jobs, the town of New Castle has decided to take matters into its own hands.

New Castle employees to be microchipped to save human jobs

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — With all the impending talk of robots taking over human jobs, the town of New Castle has decided to take matters into its own hands.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing impeachment after receiving a ticket from the Secret Service for committing a T.W.D., which stands for Tweeting While Driving.

Trump drives golf cart on White House putting green

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing impeachment after receiving a ticket from the Secret Service for committing a T.W.D., which stands for Tweeting While Driving.

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RIFLE, Colo. — A certain bathing suit style is flying off the shelves of local retailers and we’re not talking about thong bikinis here, folks.

Trump bathing suit all the rage

RIFLE, Colo. — A certain bathing suit style is flying off the shelves of local retailers and we’re not talking about thong bikinis here, folks.

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LAS VEGAS, Nev. — It wasn’t money these thieves were after.

Horny thieves raid Vegas warehouse

LAS VEGAS, Nev. — It wasn’t money these thieves were after.

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GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Women are not the only ones being told to “close their legs,” now that RFTA has implemented a new rule on its busses, which carry passengers throughout the Roaring Fork Valley.

Man spreading now prohibited on RFTA buses

GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Women are not the only ones being told to “close their legs,” now that RFTA has implemented a new rule on its busses, which carry passengers throughout the Roaring Fork Valley.

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What does an aging musician do when they can’t handle life on the road anymore and their concerts don’t sell out like they used to?
They open a retirement community, of course!

Wasting away in Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville retirement community

What does an aging musician do when they can’t handle life on the road anymore and their concerts don’t sell out like they used to? They open a retirement community, of course!

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SILT, Colo. — No more nude rock climbing statues for this town.

Silt unveils most boring statue ever

SILT, Colo. — No more nude rock climbing statues for this town.

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NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It’s part of a McDonald’s employees job to ask you “Would you like fries with that?” when you place your order at the drive-thru.

Burgers and…weed? Now for sale in New Castle

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It’s part of a McDonald’s employees job to ask you “Would you like fries with that?” when you place your order at the drive-thru.

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RIFLE, Colo. — In order to ensure that what recently happened on a United Airlines flight in which a man was brutally dragged from an overbooked United flight in order to make room for the captain’s pet Chihuahua, the Garfield County Regional Airport in Rifle has come up with another solution.

Overbooked passengers strapped to outside of plane at GarCo Airport

RIFLE, Colo. — In order to ensure that what recently happened on a United Airlines flight in which a man was brutally dragged from an overbooked United flight in order to make room for the captain’s pet Chihuahua, the Garfield County Regional Airport in Rifle has come up with another solution.

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