GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Women are not the only ones being told to “close their legs,” now that RFTA has implemented a new rule on its busses, which carry passengers throughout the Roaring Fork Valley.

Man spreading now prohibited on RFTA buses

GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Women are not the only ones being told to “close their legs,” now that RFTA has implemented a new rule on its busses, which carry passengers throughout the Roaring Fork Valley.

Read full story ·
What does an aging musician do when they can’t handle life on the road anymore and their concerts don’t sell out like they used to?
They open a retirement community, of course!

Wasting away in Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville retirement community

What does an aging musician do when they can’t handle life on the road anymore and their concerts don’t sell out like they used to? They open a retirement community, of course!

Read full story ·
SILT, Colo. — No more nude rock climbing statues for this town.

Silt unveils most boring statue ever

SILT, Colo. — No more nude rock climbing statues for this town.

Read full story ·
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It’s part of a McDonald’s employees job to ask you “Would you like fries with that?” when you place your order at the drive-thru.

Burgers and…weed? Now for sale in New Castle

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It’s part of a McDonald’s employees job to ask you “Would you like fries with that?” when you place your order at the drive-thru.

Read full story ·
RIFLE, Colo. — In order to ensure that what recently happened on a United Airlines flight in which a man was brutally dragged from an overbooked United flight in order to make room for the captain’s pet Chihuahua, the Garfield County Regional Airport in Rifle has come up with another solution.

Overbooked passengers strapped to outside of plane at GarCo Airport

RIFLE, Colo. — In order to ensure that what recently happened on a United Airlines flight in which a man was brutally dragged from an overbooked United flight in order to make room for the captain’s pet Chihuahua, the Garfield County Regional Airport in Rifle has come up with another solution.

Read full story ·
Denver, Colo. — At first it seemed to be too good to be true.

Denver mans realizes online relationship a hoax

Denver, Colo. — At first it seemed to be too good to be true.

Read full story ·
New Castle, Colo. — Polly and Norman Frankenheimer walked down to the dock, Polly hanging on Frank’s arm and wriggling with excitement.

NC couple mistakenly boards nude cruise instead of Disney

New Castle, Colo. — Polly and Norman Frankenheimer walked down to the dock, Polly hanging on Frank’s arm and wriggling with excitement.

Read full story ·
RIFLE, Colo. — It could have been the beer or the hot sun, but numerous people reported seeing the Loch Ness Monster at Rifle Gap recently.

Is that the Loch Ness Monster in Rifle Gap?

RIFLE, Colo. — It could have been the beer or the hot sun, but numerous people reported seeing the Loch Ness Monster at Rifle Gap recently.

Read full story ·
You don’t have to be beautiful to make a lot of money.

It pays to be ugly

You don’t have to be beautiful to make a lot of money.

Read full story ·
RIFLE, Colo.— Most people suffering from dementia don't think of sex very often, but that wasn’t the case with a local man who just turned 100 years old.

Nursing assistant performs lewd dance in front of dementia patient

RIFLE, Colo.— Most people suffering from dementia don’t think of sex very often, but that wasn’t the case with a local man who just turned 100 years old.

Read full story ·
SILT, Colo. — It’s a little cold now, but come this spring and summer, expect to see topless women roaming around the streets of Silt, showing their breasts in public places.

Topless women allowed in public places in Silt

SILT, Colo. — It’s a little cold now, but come this spring and summer, expect to see topless women roaming around the streets of Silt, showing their breasts in public places.

Read full story ·
Rifle, Colo.— It kind of sounds like “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” but some investors from Rifle are planning their own version of the fairy tale.

Open air hotel opening above Rifle

Rifle, Colo.— It kind of sounds like “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” but some investors from Rifle are planning their own version of the fairy tale.

Read full story ·