RIFLE , Colo. — What has operated as a bar for years was closed a couple months ago when Big Kids Corner at West Third and Railroad closed its doors.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Despite the cold, winter temperatures, a man who had been drinking at a local New Castle establishment, decided to disrobe and take a naked ride on his ATV down Interstate 70.
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. – There are certain things that are just not polite to do, especially when sitting in close proximity to other people.
SILT, Colo. — Nothing is safe in Silt anymore, including your own home.
GARFIELD COUNTY AIRPORT — Some people pack extra shoes in their luggage and some people pack their cats. What?
RIFLE, Colo. — It may have looked like an Alpine Bank drive-through, but one local driver believed it was a Taco Bell. Police were summoned to the local restaurant after receiving a report that a man drove up to the drive-in window and attempted to order a burrito.
The following 2017 headlines, in our opinion, should have been in the National Enquirer but unfortunately were not. These are in no particular order, just how we decided to type them in after regaining consciousness from a gin-soaked New Year’s Eve.
CARBONDALE, Colo. — Starbucks has nothing on the town of Carbondale.
RIFLE, Colo. — According to rumors, Burger King may soon go out of business here in town, but at least one local man now claims the name.
SILT, Colo. — The town will have another new religious entity this year when a new Silt Pot Church opens up in the coming weeks.