CARBONDALE, Colo —Forget gays, heterosexuals, metrosexual and bisexuals, the nationwide cool thing to be now is “Lumbersexual.”
The Lumbersexual trend comes to the valley
Silt employees will pack more than dirt
SILT, Colo. — If Shooter’s restaurant in Rifle can do it, why can’t town of Silt employees?
Non-Coloradans biggest buyers of T-shirts, hats
GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Sales of Colorado T-shirts, hats and other paraphernalia have skyrocketed, but they are not being purchased by locals.
GarCo facing marijuana shortage due to high demand
Along with many other counties in Colorado, a state of emergency has been issued for recreational marijuana in Garfield County as stores are running out of weed.
Lizard lives in drunk woman’s bra
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It isn’t cocaine or illicit drugs women are stuffing in their bras nowadays – it’s lizards.
Silt woman sleeps in stranger’s house after a night of drinking
SILT, Colo. — At least Goldilocks wasn’t drunk when she slept in a bed at the bear’s house.
Naked climber replaced by frogs
SILT, Colo. — Tired of hearing complaints about the naked butt climber at Silt’s roundabout, the town has decided to replace it with a new piece of artwork that they hope will satisfy everyone and stop all the bitching.
Everyone pees in the pool
Exactly how much urine do you consume a day?
Moby Dick’s restaurant blocked from opening in Carbondale
Silt, Colo. — Move over, New Castle and Rifle, the town of Silt is now becoming a restaurant haven in the western part of Garfield County.
New group changes rules for annual ice fishing tourney
RIFLE, Colo — If the idea of being at Rifle Gap State Park at 5 a.m. and then waiting around three hours until 8 a.m. to participate in an ice fishing contest for eight hours sounds like a hoot, you won’t want to miss the 2017 Rifle Gap Ice Fishing contest being held Jan. 21 […]
Silt promotes naked exercising
SILT, Colo — In keeping up with national trends, the town’s people have decided to join in on “naked exercising,” as was done in the ancient Greek Olympic Games.
Creature Resembling Loch Ness Monster seen at Rifle Gap
RIFLE, Colo. — A creature that looks a lot like the world famous Loch Ness Monster has been seen at Rifle Gap recently and several visitors have taken photos to prove it.
Punkin’ Chuckin’ in Silt
SILT, Colo. — Don’t try to tell the people of Silt how to have a good time.
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New cuddling business comes to Rifle
RIFLE, Colo — If you like to hug, you’re going to love the latest business in south Rifle.