CARBONDALE, Colo —Forget gays, heterosexuals, metrosexual and bisexuals, the nationwide cool thing to be now is “Lumbersexual.”

SILT, Colo. — If Shooter’s restaurant in Rifle can do it, why can’t town of Silt employees?

GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Sales of Colorado T-shirts, hats and other paraphernalia have skyrocketed, but they are not being purchased by locals.

Along with many other counties in Colorado, a state of emergency has been issued for recreational marijuana in Garfield County as stores are running out of weed.


NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It isn’t cocaine or illicit drugs women are stuffing in their bras nowadays – it’s lizards.

SILT, Colo. — At least Goldilocks wasn’t drunk when she slept in a bed at the bear’s house.

SILT, Colo. — Tired of hearing complaints about the naked butt climber at Silt’s roundabout, the town has decided to replace it with a new piece of artwork that they hope will satisfy everyone and stop all the bitching.

Exactly how much urine do you consume a day?

Silt, Colo. — Move over, New Castle and Rifle, the town of Silt is now becoming a restaurant haven in the western part of Garfield County.

RIFLE, Colo — If the idea of being at Rifle Gap State Park at 5 a.m. and then waiting around three hours until 8 a.m. to participate in an ice fishing contest for eight hours sounds like a hoot, you won’t want to miss the 2017 Rifle Gap Ice Fishing contest being held Jan. 21 […]

SILT, Colo — In keeping up with national trends, the town’s people have decided to join in on “naked exercising,” as was done in the ancient Greek Olympic Games.

RIFLE, Colo. — A creature that looks a lot like the world famous Loch Ness Monster has been seen at Rifle Gap recently and several visitors have taken photos to prove it.

SILT, Colo. — Don’t try to tell the people of Silt how to have a good time.

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RIFLE, Colo — If you like to hug, you’re going to love the latest business in south Rifle.