SILT, Colo. — A Silt junk yard and recycling facililty has now expanded what it will accept at its facility.
Silt recycling facility now accepting pets and ex-wives
Man-branding the hottest trend in New Castle
NEW CASTLE, CO — It may be branding season, but it ain’t the cattle who are scared in this town.
New grocery store finally opens in Silt
SILT, Colo. — OK, so maybe it’s not the most modern grocery store as it resembles something built in the 1930’s, but it’s better than nothing.
Friendly woman burglar arrested in Rifle
RIFLE, Colo. — A woman broke into a local home, spent time petting the family dog and then did the dishes and left the house.
Gossipers will now be locked up in Rifle
RIFLE, Colo. — The next time you feel the need to speak badly of another person, you might find yourself behind bars.
Silt hipsters all resemble each other
SILT, Colo. —They dress in 1960’s attire, listen to old rock ’n roll, drive old-fashioned gas guzzler vehicles and often sport silver-colored haired worn in a pony tail..
New Castle now offering Hand Jobs
New Castle, Colo. — Hand Jobs is now opening in town and free services will be offered this month.
Robots to replace grocery store workers
RIFLE, Colo. — If your checker at City Market is acting like a robot — it’s because they are.
Candles that smell like a Big Mac
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. — If you love Big Macs, you’ll love this and it doesn’t add a calorie!
Bingo Brawl at Rifle nursing home
RIFLE, Colo. — A game of Bingo turned ugly at a local nursing home when a brawl broke out between two female residents fighting for a seat at the table.
Rifle Dogs call 911 multiple times
RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Bluetooth connection horrifies bride, wedding guests
SILT, Colo. — Instead of a special song dedicated to his new bride, a Silt man accidentally broadcasted sounds from a porn movie from his phone as he walked his bride into the wedding reception area.
Sex recession taking place in New Castle
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — City council members had a serious discussion at a recent council meeting that there was a new emergency in the town. People were not having sex.
Top 2018 stories
While we look forward to 2019, it’s also time to look at all the ridiculous things that happened in 2018. The following are some of the Cow Pie Courier’s reflections on some of the stories that we covered, in no particular order.