Cow tipping is a thing of the past.

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Residents of the town of New Castle don’t want anyone to look at them.

RIFLE, CO — A controversy over improvements to the West Rifle Creek Shooting Range by the Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW) has been solved and both sides seem satisfied with the solution.

SILT, CO — With everyone else withdrawing their bids to host the 2022 Winter Olympic games, the town of Silt has stepped up to the plate and is tossing their hat into the ring.