NEW CASTLE, CO — It may be branding season, but it ain’t the cattle who are scared in this town.
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RIFLE, Colo. — Two dogs called “911” 16 times, being “pawtners in crime,” according to police reports.
If you find yourself texting or on other social media while in the process of having intimate relations with your partner, there may be a problem, according to a new psychological condition known as “phubbing.”
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It isn’t cocaine or illicit drugs women are stuffing in their bras nowadays – it’s lizards.
GARFIELD COUNTY, Colo. — Women are not the only ones being told to “close their legs,” now that RFTA has implemented a new rule on its busses, which carry passengers throughout the Roaring Fork Valley.
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — It’s part of a McDonald’s employees job to ask you “Would you like fries with that?” when you place your order at the drive-thru.
New Castle, Colo. — Polly and Norman Frankenheimer walked down to the dock, Polly hanging on Frank’s arm and wriggling with excitement.
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SILT, Colo — In keeping up with national trends, the town’s people have decided to join in on “naked exercising,” as was done in the ancient Greek Olympic Games.
DENVER, Colo. — A Denver woman seeking the “perfect family” and a happy family believes she has come up with the perfect solution. She has created mannequins that she lives with.
SILT, Colo. — Once again, the town will celebrate the annual “Penis Festival,” which is fashioned after a similar event that is held in Japan. The event, which was started in 1977, celebrates the male appendage and fertility.