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NEW CASTLE, Colo — Officers couldn’t believe their eyes when they received a call that a resident was attempting to fornicate with the front grill of his pickup truck.

Man attempts to have sex with truck’s front grill

NEW CASTLE, Colo — Officers couldn’t believe their eyes when they received a call that a resident was attempting to fornicate with the front grill of his pickup truck.

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A dog owner in West Virginia did what she probably thought was the responsible thing while out with her pets, leaving them in the car with the engine running while she was inside Walmart.

Dogs Left In Running Car Shift It Into Drive, Plow Into A Walmart

A dog owner in West Virginia did what she probably thought was the responsible thing while out with her pets, leaving them in the car with the engine running while she was inside Walmart.

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Cities around the country are going to great lengths to deal with a dog poop pandemic, but the problem may be solved through an app that will allow you to hire someone to scoop your pooch’s poop out of your lawn.

Pay a ‘Pooper’ to scoop your pet’s poop!

Cities around the country are going to great lengths to deal with a dog poop pandemic, but the problem may be solved through an app that will allow you to hire someone to scoop your pooch’s poop out of your lawn.

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RIFLE, Colo — Just when you thought texting and driving was obnoxious and dangerous, the new rage in town is playing Pokemon Go and driving.

Habit-forming ‘Pokemon Go’ causes mayhem in Rifle

RIFLE, Colo — Just when you thought texting and driving was obnoxious and dangerous, the new rage in town is playing Pokemon Go and driving.

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RIFLE, Colo. — The 20th annual Rifle Rendezvous promises to be another fun event this month, taking place from May 13-15 at the Garfield County Fairgrounds.

20th annual Rifle Rendezvous this month

RIFLE, Colo. — The 20th annual Rifle Rendezvous promises to be another fun event this month, taking place from May 13-15 at the Garfield County Fairgrounds.

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A New York woman reportedly shot and killed her boyfriend after he allegedly played an April Fool’s joke on her, asking for her hand in  marriage.

Some things just aren’t that funny

A New York woman reportedly shot and killed her boyfriend after he allegedly played an April Fool’s joke on her, asking for her hand in marriage.

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RIFLE — The 9th annual spring clean-up for residents within city limits is happening April 26-28 for those east of Railroad Avenue and May 2-5 for those west of Railroad Avenue.

It’s spring clean-up time in Rifle!

RIFLE — The 9th annual spring clean-up for residents within city limits is happening April 26-28 for those east of Railroad Avenue and May 2-5 for those west of Railroad Avenue.

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Parker County, TEXAS –  Members of the Ashley Madison web site, which encourages spouses to cheat aren’t the only ones facing their identities being revealed.

Swingers in Texas “Naughty Neighbors” club may be revealed

Parker County, TEXAS – Members of the Ashley Madison web site, which encourages spouses to cheat aren’t the only ones facing their identities being revealed.

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RIFLE, Colo. — Rejoice Rifle residents - you have been named as the top Redneck City in Colorado!

Rifle ranked #1 Redneck town in Colorado

RIFLE, Colo. — Rejoice Rifle residents – you have been named as the top Redneck City in Colorado!

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Bobby Mason and Friends will be presented at the New Ute Events Center for the Rifle Free Concert Series on Friday, Feb. 19

Happenings at the New Ute Event Center

Bobby Mason and Friends will be presented at the New Ute Events Center for the Rifle Free Concert Series on Friday, Feb. 19

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Pelham, N.H. — A 600-pound pig was seen at a polling place in New Hampshire on Feb. 9.

Large pig unhappy with New Hampshire primary

Pelham, N.H. — A 600-pound pig was seen at a polling place in New Hampshire on Feb. 9.

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Juniper, Fla. — A Florida man is facing assault charges after authorities said he threw an alligator through an open Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Stupid man throws alligator into Wendy’s window

Juniper, Fla. — A Florida man is facing assault charges after authorities said he threw an alligator through an open Wendy’s drive-thru window.

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NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Completely fed up with this year's choice of presidential candidates, word on the street is that New Castle is vying to become the first town in the state to hold a caucus for independent candidates.

NC seeks to hold first Colorado Independent presidential caucus

NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Completely fed up with this year’s choice of presidential candidates, word on the street is that New Castle is vying to become the first town in the state to hold a caucus for independent candidates.

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Garfield County, Colo. —    A local florist and gift shop owner apparently made a small but unfortunate clerical error when two semi-trucks filled with teddy bears arrived at her front door step yesterday.

Bears, bears, bears, everywhere

Garfield County, Colo. — A local florist and gift shop owner apparently made a small but unfortunate clerical error when two semi-trucks filled with teddy bears arrived at her front door step yesterday.

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FLORIDA — Sometimes body functions just piss people off, as was evidenced recently when a Florida woman lost it, according to a report by “the smoking gun.”

Husband beaten for farting

FLORIDA — Sometimes body functions just piss people off, as was evidenced recently when a Florida woman lost it, according to a report by “the smoking gun.”

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