NEW CASTLE, Colo — Officers couldn’t believe their eyes when they received a call that a resident was attempting to fornicate with the front grill of his pickup truck.
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Dogs Left In Running Car Shift It Into Drive, Plow Into A Walmart
A dog owner in West Virginia did what she probably thought was the responsible thing while out with her pets, leaving them in the car with the engine running while she was inside Walmart.
Pay a ‘Pooper’ to scoop your pet’s poop!
Cities around the country are going to great lengths to deal with a dog poop pandemic, but the problem may be solved through an app that will allow you to hire someone to scoop your pooch’s poop out of your lawn.
Habit-forming ‘Pokemon Go’ causes mayhem in Rifle
RIFLE, Colo — Just when you thought texting and driving was obnoxious and dangerous, the new rage in town is playing Pokemon Go and driving.
20th annual Rifle Rendezvous this month
RIFLE, Colo. — The 20th annual Rifle Rendezvous promises to be another fun event this month, taking place from May 13-15 at the Garfield County Fairgrounds.
Some things just aren’t that funny
A New York woman reportedly shot and killed her boyfriend after he allegedly played an April Fool’s joke on her, asking for her hand in marriage.
It’s spring clean-up time in Rifle!
RIFLE — The 9th annual spring clean-up for residents within city limits is happening April 26-28 for those east of Railroad Avenue and May 2-5 for those west of Railroad Avenue.
Swingers in Texas “Naughty Neighbors” club may be revealed
Parker County, TEXAS – Members of the Ashley Madison web site, which encourages spouses to cheat aren’t the only ones facing their identities being revealed.
Rifle ranked #1 Redneck town in Colorado
RIFLE, Colo. — Rejoice Rifle residents – you have been named as the top Redneck City in Colorado!
Happenings at the New Ute Event Center
Bobby Mason and Friends will be presented at the New Ute Events Center for the Rifle Free Concert Series on Friday, Feb. 19
Large pig unhappy with New Hampshire primary
Pelham, N.H. — A 600-pound pig was seen at a polling place in New Hampshire on Feb. 9.
Stupid man throws alligator into Wendy’s window
Juniper, Fla. — A Florida man is facing assault charges after authorities said he threw an alligator through an open Wendy’s drive-thru window.
NC seeks to hold first Colorado Independent presidential caucus
NEW CASTLE, Colo. — Completely fed up with this year’s choice of presidential candidates, word on the street is that New Castle is vying to become the first town in the state to hold a caucus for independent candidates.
Bears, bears, bears, everywhere
Garfield County, Colo. — A local florist and gift shop owner apparently made a small but unfortunate clerical error when two semi-trucks filled with teddy bears arrived at her front door step yesterday.
Husband beaten for farting
FLORIDA — Sometimes body functions just piss people off, as was evidenced recently when a Florida woman lost it, according to a report by “the smoking gun.”