NEW CASTLE, Colo. — A local resident was horrified when she recently discovered a dead body in a dumpster while on her morning walk through town. .
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You can’t pick your nose, but you can pick your grades
CARBONDALE, Colo. — The new school year will offer students something new this year and it should be interesting. Colorado Mountain College students will be allowed to pick their own final grades.

It’s my closet and I’ll cry if I want to…
RIFLE, Colo. — Local college campuses in the valley have now installed closets filled with large stuffed animals where students can go and cry, as a coping mechanism.

Overbooked passengers strapped to outside of plane at GarCo Airport
RIFLE, Colo. — In order to ensure that what recently happened on a United Airlines flight in which a man was brutally dragged from an overbooked United flight in order to make room for the captain’s pet Chihuahua, the Garfield County Regional Airport in Rifle has come up with another solution.

Denver mans realizes online relationship a hoax
Denver, Colo. — At first it seemed to be too good to be true.

Nursing assistant performs lewd dance in front of dementia patient
RIFLE, Colo.— Most people suffering from dementia don’t think of sex very often, but that wasn’t the case with a local man who just turned 100 years old.

Rifle residents hold most Ashley Madison accounts in GarCo
Rifle residents are the biggest cheaters in Garfield County.

Rifle man sentenced to dog house for Valentine’s Day
RIFLE, Colo. — A local man, Roger, is in big doo-doo after he made the ultimate mistake.