SILT, Colo. — If everybody in town is starting to look the same, it’s because they do.

Plastic surgery all the rage in Silt

SILT, Colo. — If everybody in town is starting to look the same, it’s because they do.
Plastic surgery is all the rage now in town and is becoming quite popular.
Because there is no plastic surgeon in Silt, the local pizza guy, who has the sharpest knives in town, will perform the operations.
Snapchat is a messaging app where users can send Snaps, consisting mostly of photos or video, that disappear after they’re viewed by the recipient. The other fun feature: filters. They can turn your selfie into the image of an adorable puppy, or a video of a deer sounding like it inhaled helium.
“Everybody wants to look like their Snapchat filters,” the plastic surgeon pizza man shrugged. “They are a requesting a thinner nose, fuller lips and eyelid surgery.”
Which makes everyone look like everyone else.
“As long as my eyes don’t turn out like Kenny Rogers, I’m all for it,” one patient said.
The pizza guy said he has had only one mishap when a piece of cheese from the pizza he was eating dropped into the patient’s incision.
Researchers have warned that this trend could be dangerous.

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