The Christmas season is now upon us, which means we have to figure out what gifts to get our friends and family.
While we don’t know what your family and friends might want or need, here are some guidelines for things NOT to give as gifts:
1) The classic ugly Christmas sweater. This was funny years ago, but not so much anymore. All it does is provide fodder for moths…
2) A glowing toilet seat – Rudolph’s glowing red nose is one thing, but a glowing toilet seat is quite another. And besides, glowing or not, a toilet seat is not a real cool gift, unless you’re giving one to your boss or mother-in-law.
3) Belly Button Brush – Just pick the lint out of your loved one’s belly button or have them do it themselves.
4) Hillary Clinton nutcracker – Need we say more?
5) Bill Clinton wine screw – Need we say more?
6) Pair of socks or underwear – Who wants these for Christmas? These are things that should be purchased on a regular basis
7) A puppy – While this sounds like a great gift, unless you’re willing to feed, walk and clean up after it, not a good idea.
8) A book on Chinese culture written in Chinese…
9) A new vacuum cleaner or dish scrubber…for your wife
10) A Weight Watcher’s Gift Card – This is probably not the best gift choice for your husband or wife… especially your wife.
