Cowboy Sayings….

Sayings that will make you sound like a real cowboy


•  Howdy Partner!

•  Head ‘em  up, move ‘em out!

•  Fast is good, but accurate is better.

•  That beats anything I ever helt, felt or smelt.

•  Never trust a cowboy that can’t lie to his horse.

•  He looks like he was put away wet.

•  Keep your fences horse-high, pig tails tight & bulls strong.

•  Keep all skunks, bankers & lawyers at a distance.

•  For give your enemies. It messes up their heads.

•  It don’t take a very big person  to carry a grudge.

•  Don’t go milkin’ your neighbor’s cow.

•  You cannot unsay a cruel word.

•  Every trail has a few puddles in it.

•  When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

•  The best sermons are lived, not preached.

•  Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

•  Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

•  Remember that silence is somteimes the best answer.

•  Always drink upstream from the herd.

•  Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.

•  Just cause you put your boots in the oven, that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

•  If you really think you’re a true person of INFLUENCE, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.